Oh no! Celebrities have found the slash goggles! Though, don’t reeeeeeeeally need slash goggles with Watson and Holmes, man. Read some Garridebs, people. XD

I approve of this picture and all the things seemingly happening in it. :D

futurewags:

Everyone: celebrating the goal

Dzemaili and Aronica: randomly making love next to them

Oh look, new head canon. Such cute head canon. <3

valerieparker:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Internet has been won. Everyone go home. Bye guys. See you never. 

lolbatty:

timdrakeandcameras:

assemblargh:

preservedcucumbers:

We are taught that it’s important to be respectful, yet the practice of questioning a couple’s decision to not have a family is still openly frowned upon. A woman who doesn’t want children is still considered abnormal, a childless man is thought to be selfish and immature.

It is not the business of anyone but the couple (and potentially their doctors) whether they should decide to have children. That means it’s none of your business, so think before you utter any of these condescending phrases to a childless/childfree person.

edit: here is the source of the quote.

See also: don’t tell me that I’ll “find a nice boy and settle down.” I will damn well settle down with whoever I want, whenever I think I’m ready to.

Also getting told that you should get married when you don’t want to/you are going to wait for a long time.

Sick of people around here telling me to make my dad a grandpa.

I always ask them if they’d like to pay all of the expenses and take care of said spawn when I don’t want to.  That shuts them up pretty fast.

Oh, do I hate this and the ‘you’ll want to marry someday.’ Yeah, right. That institution can fuck itself, for all I care. It still doesn’t allow people who deserve to be married to marry, so what do I want to do with it? If I ever do it, it’ll be for a tax break and not the social pitfalls behind it. Ick.

My childhood. <3

lolbatty:

gingerhaze:

chloeindisguise:

diamondtaco:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

- Miss Piggy

Hero

Agreed.  I’ll always love you, Piggy. <3

annieandobama:

 #if you don’t love craig ferguson you’re wrong and we can’t be friends 

    Sherlock would like to submit this as evidence to prove the fact NSY are idiots. XD

finalproblem:

New headcanon: Nobody at Scotland Yard knows how to flip the water bottle onto the cooler without spilling, so they never have water to drink. The detectives just stand around the water cooler staring longingly.

Thank you, nature. <3

forgetpolitics:

For anyone who only sees gender and sex in black and white, here’s proof by the lovely humon that nature is just as fluid with representations of gender and sex as we are.